So the tooth fairy fell a little behind last night and this is what she gets from the Youngest Carrotstick.
Should I be glad or concerned that he doesn't know how to spell "heck"? And can you tell that they have just done a unit on quotation marks in first grade?
Seriously, what the heck?! I'm impressed. That kid know his ficitional fairy rights and dogonnit, he's not going let some two bit toothfairy take it away from him!
The tooth fairy has slacked on the job at our house too. A few times our Dad has had to go in and "find" it hiding inside the pillow case. Silly tooth fairy must have accidentally slid it in there! Dad to the rescue!!!
Priceless! I am glad that the YCS has been instructed on the proper use of quotation marks - the note would not have done justice to his indignation without them.
The tooth fairy is behind at our house all the time but it's usually because "the room was too messy" for the tooth fairy to go in. She doesn't like messes...possibly that's what happened at your house?
The tooth fairy usually forgets the first day at our house too! I think Amber is right it must be the local neighborhood tooth fairy. I never even know what to say when that happens. Very funny!
Haha, that is so great! I am the master of excuses for loser tooth fairies. Just have YCS call me next time to find out what the heck happened. I'm totally adding Stephanie's to the list - if your room is too messy, the tooth fairy can't go in. Love it!
In her lunch you will find a well-balanced lunch consisting of:
1 (one) peanut butter sandwich with RASPBERRY jam (or her husband)
3 baby carrots (the kids)
5/8ths of a fruit roll-up (namely, the Lunch Lady herself, who, though fruity, is still short of being a WHOLE fruit roll-up ((is that good or bad?)))
And one-half pint of lukewarm cardboard flavored chocolate milk (the dog).
And thanks, but no thanks, the Lunch Lady is not interested in trading anything in her lunch. She is more than satisfied with the things on her plate (or in her lunch bag).
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Laughing Hysterically!
You better fire that tooth fairy!
Seriously, what the heck?! I'm impressed. That kid know his ficitional fairy rights and dogonnit, he's not going let some two bit toothfairy take it away from him!
YCS note really calls her out! She better not forget again!
The tooth fairy ALWAYS forgets to come the first night at our house...perhaps it's the neighborhood?
very funny! He has every right to be mad! I would be! all that work to get a loose tooth and then nothing! :(
The tooth fairy has slacked on the job at our house too. A few times our Dad has had to go in and "find" it hiding inside the pillow case. Silly tooth fairy must have accidentally slid it in there! Dad to the rescue!!!
Priceless! I am glad that the YCS has been instructed on the proper use of quotation marks - the note would not have done justice to his indignation without them.
Funny. Have you ever read "Tooth Fairy's First Night"? Maybe it is a new tooth fairy. Sometimes we get a new and she misses the first night (or two).
The tooth fairy is behind at our house all the time but it's usually because "the room was too messy" for the tooth fairy to go in. She doesn't like messes...possibly that's what happened at your house?
The tooth fairy usually forgets the first day at our house too! I think Amber is right it must be the local neighborhood tooth fairy. I never even know what to say when that happens. Very funny!
What a daring little guy to complain to the toothfairy! I love that! I bet she was totally shocked when she found the note!
Haha, that is so great! I am the master of excuses for loser tooth fairies. Just have YCS call me next time to find out what the heck happened. I'm totally adding Stephanie's to the list - if your room is too messy, the tooth fairy can't go in. Love it!
I just realized that I didn't comment on this, even though I read the post about a dozen times. So funny, he is such a funny little boy.
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