In looking at the Youngest Carrotsticks pictures, I noticed a marked trend amongst the 1st grade boys. Look at the following pictures. Do you see what I saw?
Apparently, one's skill on the soccer field is dramatically increased if one's mouth is open! Who knew? This is a major sports breakthrough, people!
After doing extensive research on the subject, the scientists in the Lunchroom have identified 6 major mouth/tongue player styles:
Stay tuned for further information as we correlate mouth/tongue styles to their most effective player positions!