In looking at the Youngest Carrotsticks pictures, I noticed a marked trend amongst the 1st grade boys. Look at the following pictures. Do you see what I saw?



Apparently, one's skill on the soccer field is dramatically increased if one's mouth is open! Who knew? This is a major sports breakthrough, people!
After doing extensive research on the subject, the scientists in the Lunchroom have identified 6 major mouth/tongue player styles:

Stay tuned for further information as we correlate mouth/tongue styles to their most effective player positions!
2 comments:
One small step for The Lunch Lady, one great step for all scientific research.
Cute pictures!
our grandma H writes with her tongue out. Since she has such nice hand writing, I thought sticking my tongue out with help me to have nice hand writing too. It doesn't work, I learned that in about a day of chapped lips and sloppy hand writing.
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