'Specially written for YOU.
We are in the middle of a remodel. (If you can count getting new flooring as remodeling. If you can't count it, then we are just in the middle of a MESS.)
We are getting new flooring. Which means we have to get rid of the old flooring first. The first floors to go were the two upstairs bathrooms and the laundry room.
Such a mess. But the boys have had a fantastic time doing demolition.Give a boy a tool and you'll keep him entertained for hours. Don't you like his choice of work clothes? PJs.
They worked all day Saturday filling this bucket with staples from the underlayment. Underlayment is a fancy word for wood under a vinyl floor. In case you didn't know.
The only boy who wasn't thrilled with the demolition was the big one. PB&J is not a plumber, and he was stressed by the thought of removing and replacing the toilets.
Perhaps the task was made a little more enjoyable by a little trip to the Home Depot. We had to replace one of the toilets completely. The tank lid was cracked on the old one, and apparently you can't just buy a new tank lid, you have to get a whole new toilet.
So I sent PB&J to the Home Depot, and look what he came home with:
Yes, it's true.
A "Performance Toilet".
Which certainly has to be better than a non-performing toilet, don'tcha think?
Anyway. The moral of the story is, anything thing can be cool if it has the right name.
Which somehow leads me to my next topic,
In honor of my forthcoming
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