My life is so inspiring, not to brag or anything.
Let me share it with you with this brillant photo essay.
Prepare to be amazed.
I had a yogurt today. It was one-third full of mushy blueberries. Gross. I couldn't bring myself to eat them.
PB&J hates all yogurt. And cantelope. Just thought you should know.
I am actually making dinner today.
Made with elk meat, courtesy of our great white hunter (I don't mean that in a racist way), because I am trying to live off the land and stuff. And use the abundance of meat in our freezer.
Be glad I'm not YOUR Lunch Lady.
While cooking, I like to wash my hands frequently (just so you know, Kellye).
However, I don't like using the Noel Vanilla soap. It is green. And slimy. And it was given to us by the parents of the Oldest Carrotstick's Mean-Girl Friend, in between bouts of mean-ness. And hence the soap feels even more slimy, because of where it came from. But I feel obligated to use it up. It's my pioneer heritage -- "use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without." Onward, Pioneers!
Yep. That's my motto.
Even though I get the heebie jeebies every time I use that soap, I will perservere!
There. I promised ran-dumb, and I delivered. Hope your day has been more inspiring than mine!