Today, after the kids got home from school, I set about lining the boys up with their afternoon jobs. When I finished the list, I noticed the Middle Carrotstick was looking a little glassy eyed, and so I started to repeat the list -- thinking that the blank stare meant he hadn't been listening.
In her lunch you will find a well-balanced lunch consisting of:
1 (one) peanut butter sandwich with RASPBERRY jam (or her husband)
3 baby carrots (the kids)
5/8ths of a fruit roll-up (namely, the Lunch Lady herself, who, though fruity, is still short of being a WHOLE fruit roll-up ((is that good or bad?)))
And one-half pint of lukewarm cardboard flavored chocolate milk (the dog).
And thanks, but no thanks, the Lunch Lady is not interested in trading anything in her lunch. She is more than satisfied with the things on her plate (or in her lunch bag).