But be not afraid, gentle reader. After researching it a little on the internet, I was happy to discover that Fifth Disease is nothing serious. I also discovered that the medical profession utilizes some highly technical identification and classification procedures. See below:
I don't know for sure, but (sniff sniff) I think I might (itch itch) be coming down with (cough cough) Seventeenth Disease. Or maybe One Hundred and Sixty Eighth Disease . . .
Maybe a good blood-letting would help.
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I think we're ok. Real colds here.
Ah, I believe this is a case for leaches-or perhaps cupping. Where have all the classic medical practices gone?
Last year one of our camp leaders freaked us out when she told us she had scarlett fever. I had a mild panic attack imagining making those phone calls to all the kids over-protective parents.
What good are cousins if you can't share germs, dogs, and fishing trips- sorry about the trailer add from my biggest child- it actually wasn't meant for pb&j - he wants that bad boy for himself- what is he thinking? I personally am suffering from 0200 disease- its symptoms include staying up until unlawful hours-
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