2. We have a violent case of food poisoning
because of the refrigerator garden they would find growing inside assorted vagrant bowls and takeout boxes.
The term Refrigerator Garden gives Greenhouse Effect a whole other meaning, doesn't it?
I concede that first responders would not find such aberrancy most peoples fridges. But it is something to consider. Don't just look in the Vial. Look in the fridge, because anything tastes better if it's dipped in ranch dressing.