The middle Carrotstick reported that today one of his friends had been"kicked in the Pit of Death."
Ouch.
Where do they come up with these things?
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Wanna Trade?
- the lunch lady
- In her lunch you will find a well-balanced lunch consisting of: 1 (one) peanut butter sandwich with RASPBERRY jam (or her husband) 3 baby carrots (the kids) 5/8ths of a fruit roll-up (namely, the Lunch Lady herself, who, though fruity, is still short of being a WHOLE fruit roll-up ((is that good or bad?))) And one-half pint of lukewarm cardboard flavored chocolate milk (the dog). And thanks, but no thanks, the Lunch Lady is not interested in trading anything in her lunch. She is more than satisfied with the things on her plate (or in her lunch bag).
2 comments:
Marriage really clued me into all those special little boy euphemisms.
Hola mom.
From:Noah!!!!!
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