In her lunch you will find a well-balanced lunch consisting of:
1 (one) peanut butter sandwich with RASPBERRY jam (or her husband)
3 baby carrots (the kids)
5/8ths of a fruit roll-up (namely, the Lunch Lady herself, who, though fruity, is still short of being a WHOLE fruit roll-up ((is that good or bad?)))
And one-half pint of lukewarm cardboard flavored chocolate milk (the dog).
And thanks, but no thanks, the Lunch Lady is not interested in trading anything in her lunch. She is more than satisfied with the things on her plate (or in her lunch bag).
5 comments:
lame excuse!
Ooh, warm Florida - I am so jealous!
Glad you're having fun!
You bought tickets for the Cheesecake Factory? Great for you! That truly is the happiest place on earth; I'm sure that's what you meant.
I do love the Cheesecake Factory!
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