The Littlest Carrotstick wanted a reverse fauxhawk.
He ended up looking like Wolverine from (e)X-Men (minus the sideburns).I know, I should have taken a picture. Force yourself to enjoy Hugh J@ckm@n instead. (I don't really like him as Wolverine, to be honest. But I just saw a preview for some new movie he's in, and at times I think he can be quite nice looking.)
The Middle Carrotstick good naturedly tried to play along. But his hair is incredibly thick and naturally curly. Somehow the two together make his hair almost like duck feathers -- impervious to water, hair products, and any kind of styling whatsoever. So, though we attempted the Wolverine/Reverse Fauxhawk on him, shortly thereafter he looked . . . Normal.
Enjoy this picture of him. He has grass sticking out of his ears. But one day, when he's really old, I'm afraid he'll look the same -- only then it'll be hair.