Oh look! The Oldest Carrot Stick and her aunt were caught putting on blue Robin Egg lipstick! Not only a delicious candy, but, in a pinch, an effective cosmetic.
In her lunch you will find a well-balanced lunch consisting of:
1 (one) peanut butter sandwich with RASPBERRY jam (or her husband)
3 baby carrots (the kids)
5/8ths of a fruit roll-up (namely, the Lunch Lady herself, who, though fruity, is still short of being a WHOLE fruit roll-up ((is that good or bad?)))
And one-half pint of lukewarm cardboard flavored chocolate milk (the dog).
And thanks, but no thanks, the Lunch Lady is not interested in trading anything in her lunch. She is more than satisfied with the things on her plate (or in her lunch bag).
3 comments:
Okay, really? Photoshop is a dangerous toy for you. While you were at it, couldn't you have done some to lessen the overall freckle effect?
that is a scary pictures, the blue just makes them look cold, sick, and on the verge of death- with a smile of course.
I'll see what I can do about the freckles.
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