Have a good look at their glare grease. Rainbows. Not very intimidating, is it?
Not like this guy:
And, in fact, I would have to question the rainbows effectiveness at reducing glare.
Perhaps they should change their team name to the Rainbow Bright Warriors.
But don't let it fool you. Though the Oldest Carrotstick spent an inordinant amount of time hair fixin',
She's did even more butt kickin'. In fact, she is frequently in danger of getting a yellow card.
The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? With soccer season now officially over, the Oldest Carrotstick's team finished first in their league.
Hurray for the Rainbow Bright Warriors!