I spent an hour in a car today with this group crazyswho laughed hysterically over and over and over and over while trying to say the following tongue-twister:
"One smart fellow, he felt smart."
Said over and over and over as fast as possible by a giggling group of boys it came out, more often than not:
In the male world any digestive type noise, created or heard, is funny, manly, and a work of art. However, notable works of art, like a nice pedicure or a new haircut, usually go unnoticed. I apologize for any farts you smelt from a couple of those smart boys?!!
And of course they are making goofy faces. It seems to create great boy bonds, I suppose. Davin always likes the goofy pictures best. Forget a regular smile. BORING.
In her lunch you will find a well-balanced lunch consisting of:
1 (one) peanut butter sandwich with RASPBERRY jam (or her husband)
3 baby carrots (the kids)
5/8ths of a fruit roll-up (namely, the Lunch Lady herself, who, though fruity, is still short of being a WHOLE fruit roll-up ((is that good or bad?)))
And one-half pint of lukewarm cardboard flavored chocolate milk (the dog).
And thanks, but no thanks, the Lunch Lady is not interested in trading anything in her lunch. She is more than satisfied with the things on her plate (or in her lunch bag).
7 comments:
Yeah, I don't think I am going to teach my husband that one. They may age, but they don't get much older.
Boys rule!
Smelt farts hahahahahahaha
Good one.
In the male world any digestive type noise, created or heard, is funny, manly, and a work of art. However, notable works of art, like a nice pedicure or a new haircut, usually go unnoticed. I apologize for any farts you smelt from a couple of those smart boys?!!
What is it with boys and bodily functions/noises, namely those involved in the digestive system? I just don't get it.
I haven't heard that one since I was in 5th grade! Haha. Boys don't change over the decades.
I admit, we laughed hysterically even BEFORE Chris came home.
And of course they are making goofy faces. It seems to create great boy bonds, I suppose. Davin always likes the goofy pictures best. Forget a regular smile. BORING.
What a great group of cute boys.
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