In her lunch you will find a well-balanced lunch consisting of:
1 (one) peanut butter sandwich with RASPBERRY jam (or her husband)
3 baby carrots (the kids)
5/8ths of a fruit roll-up (namely, the Lunch Lady herself, who, though fruity, is still short of being a WHOLE fruit roll-up ((is that good or bad?)))
And one-half pint of lukewarm cardboard flavored chocolate milk (the dog).
And thanks, but no thanks, the Lunch Lady is not interested in trading anything in her lunch. She is more than satisfied with the things on her plate (or in her lunch bag).
5 comments:
it took me a minute. that is really funny. I'm glad you caught that before you went to church.
Minor details Mom! He is just setting a new style – you have a good eye though.
That one took me a minute too. Funny. I'm surprised he didn't notice when he tried to button it up. Or maybe he did notice, but didn't mind. :)
Hey. He was dressed! You ask for so much.
That is funny! I've actually seen one of the ladies in RS wearing her skirt inside out!
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